Phredward (Fred-Word) was ridding a plane to California with George to get George's special kumquat. George only eats kumquats or any thing with kumquat on it. Like pizza. People looked at Phredward like he was weird because he had a pet inchworm. Finally they got to California, and went to the best kumquat farm in the state. The sign said "Polly's Pickles Pickles Not Sold Here"So they drove in to the farm and went in to the shop and asked for 12 dozen kumquats. Polly said " Okay but, you're going to have to pick them your self. Right now I'm busy"so they went out to the kumquat part of the farm, and then they saw a giant floating kumquat. It was destroying all of the other kumquats "NO!!!!!" George yelled. then the giant kumquat turned around. "uh oh," said Phredward, and he started to run. When he got to his motorcycle he noticed that George wasn't with him. So he ran back to the kumquat trees and there George was attacking the giant evil space kumquat with his mouth... That's right he was eating them. He ate all of them.
The End
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Seven Eleven
Phedward Moose is a moose who lives in an apartment in Salem. He loves to go on adventures with his motorcycle any his pet purple inchworm George. Phredward loves tacos but hates oatmeal. Today was an odd day even for Phredward. He was just riding his motorcycle around town. He walked into a Seven Eleven store and asked the cashier "May I have a Snickers Bar and a small root beer?" The cashier said "NEGATIVE!" Uh oh, Phredward thought and then he said "Hello #442," The "cashier" whipped around but instead of a human face there was a robot face!
The End.
"DUN DUN DUN!"
"Shut up" Phredward said to George. "okay" George said. Then George Crawled into Phredward's shirt pocket. #442 was an evil robot from 7th grade who picked on Phredward because he had a pet inchworm. "So you got a job here?" asked Phredward."YES!" answered #442 "okay" but you know I'm going to have to destroy you" Phredward said "George! Hop into #442's system,"okay," answered George."and don't forget to pull out his memory chip," Phredward said.
"NOOOOOOOoo...," #442 said.
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